Cryptic ??? Idiot

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
garbagechocolate
nekojaf

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Bloodmoon phone band! Stick them to the back of your phone case and bring the bros with you everywhere! They're sleek and stylish and fit in your pocket nicely.

Click here! Get it while supplies last!


(AKA when I find a new manufacturer because I just figured out mine isn't going to restock period. I know there's one out there I just got to sniff them out. Or revert to popsockets like the rest of the people.)

nekojaf

Good time to reblog this.

garbagechocolate

BANGING HEAD ON TABLE AND SOBBBIINNGGG

RAGHHHH TO HAVE THEM ON MY PHONE (cries)

spaciebabie
bearsintreesofficial

good night to all horror podcast enjoyers, people who have never slain the ender dragon in minecraft, everyone that has read less than five books this year, and flowers that are yet to bloom.

bearsintreesofficial

good morning to anyone that has ever been told to 'touch grass', those that would consider themselves 'terminally online', fans of my chemical romance's rock opera epic 'welcome to the black parade', and ancient trees that have recently gained sentience.

bearsintreesofficial

good night to all chronic oversharers, forgetful plant parents, enjoyers of not leaving the house, and those with dreams too big to fit within their eyelids.

bearsintreesofficial

good morning to all those who embrace both the whimsical and gothic in equal measure, everyone with a healthy fear of rollercoasters, and anyone who has stared directly into the sun only to find the sun staring back.

bearsintreesofficial

good night to all woodland creatures that taught themselves how to read, those that dress exclusively in muted shades of green, people who remember their dreams last night, and those eager to leave this world better than they found it.

spaciebabie
firawren

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

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Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool
😀 "they're free," hehe!
🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool
😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

time-woods
time-woods

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my parents (usually my mom) will capture me in a blanket and just sorta swaddle me an say 'can we keep em ?' 'ill take care of it' and my dad will respond with things like 'i dunno.. i think it bites' and ill jus wriggle about biting the air threatening to bite them if they dont set me free,

last night my mom said that i was her most favorite critter and this will stick with me for forever i think